Christmas with Wish and Flo. It's NOT the best...(more)
Christmas with Wish and Flo. It's NOT the best Christmas ever!
Wish Crosby: Roger Maunder
Flo Murphy: Colleen Power
Accordion Player: Geoff Panting
Nan: Mary Sexton
Written by: Wish Crosby and Flo Murphy
LYRICS
Shitty Shaggin' Christmas
I'm rollin up pennies I'm rollin up butts
12 days of drinkin' I'm sick to me guts
Well it's hard not to know that it's that time of year
Must get out to the liquor store for more holiday cheer
Remember last Christmas when all hands were home
We brought Nan to da house so she wouldn't be alone
Nan was too heavy so we dropped her on the floor
She fell out her chair smacked her head off the door
Chorus:
We'll have a shitty shaggin' christmas
A shitty shaggin' christmas
Let it be over that's all that I pray
We'll have a shitty shaggin' christmas
Shitty shaggin' christmas
But we'll pretend it's ok
Christmas we acts like we all gets along
Your brudder gets loaded And he starts singin' songs
Christmas eve and nearly nothin' could spoil it
Can you believe someone stogged up the toilet
Chorus
Pretend it's ok
We'll dance around the tree and pretend to be happy
Pretend it's ok
When everything is getting on our nerves
I'll stay here in town and I'll go around the bay
We'll have a shitty shaggin' Christmas but we'll pretend it's ok
Chorus
Remember that time you came home loaded
and ate half of the Christmas turkey on Christmas eve
I was so devastated but you didn't notice
Christmas with you is a time to sigh and grieve
